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Post  pusa Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:06 am

Diary of a young wife

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the
recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough
bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The
cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without
dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home
for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them,
I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath
before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day.
I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said, prepare ingredients,
then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all
over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into
the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog
would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder
why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients
in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must
have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back
home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I
never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's
little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw
it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really
stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?"

Hmmm....It must be his job. flower
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Post  sri Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:49 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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