Santa Banta jokes..........

THE QULIFICATION

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

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THE ORIGIN

Santa asked his mother;How did the human race appear?

Mother answered:

God made Adam & Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later he asks the same question .

The father answered:

Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

Confused Santa returns to her mother and says:

Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God & Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answered:

Well dear,it is very simple.
I told you about the origin of my side of the family,
while your father told you about his side,.......

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DON'T WORRY

SANTA went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,
and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

SANTA again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love,dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''

His mother smiling said to him,


''Don't worry my son,
you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son

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ID TEN T ERROR....

SANTA was having trouble with his computer.

So SANTA called BANTA, the 11 year old next door,
whose bedroom looks like Mission Control
and asked him to come over.

BANTA clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away,
SANTA called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

SANTA didn't want to appear stupid,
but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that?

In case I need to fix it again.'

BANTA grinned....

'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' SANTA replied.

'Write it down,' said BANTA,
'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So SANTA wrote down:

I D 1 0 T.........

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WANT HER BACK!!!!!

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened.

"I did a terrible thing ," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her?"

"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"

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WHAT A FAMILY

MAN : boy, whats your dad's name?

BOY: his name is LAUGHING..


MAN : and yoursmother' s name?

BOY: SMILING. .


MAN : you must be kidding...

BOY: no, that's my brother..


I am JOKING..!



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patta

sazi... nice ha......